Men’s Ancient Alien Theorist Graphic T-Shirt – Join the ranks of interstellar investigators with this heavyweight 180gsm 100% cotton tee. White shirt featuring a bold black and green alien face, plus UFO and ancient alien graphics. Casual round neck, relaxed fit, and all-season comfort make it perfect for history buffs, sci-fi fans, and anyone convinced humanity had extraterrestrial mentors. Machine washable and dry-clean safe for long-lasting cosmic style. 👽✨
⚡ Bonus Weirdness: Wearing may cause spontaneous alien conspiracy debates, pyramid-spotting in random locations, or the sudden urge to explain Nibiru’s orbit to your cat.
